Published 2026-07-31 · Updated 2026-08-13

Noob Incremental Secret Minions & All Minions List

Noob Incremental Secret Minions and all Minions list covering Galaxy, Vampire, Classic and Super odds, World Cup stats, Capsule costs, and Minion Pack data.

Noob Incremental Secret Minions are the rarest published results in the Classic and Super Capsules. The creator-published text currently confirms Galaxy as the Classic Secret and Vampire as the Super Secret. This guide consolidates their unlocks, Capsule costs, base chances, probability boundaries, and the Secret Minion data that remains unpublished.

Quick list: Galaxy Minion is the confirmed Classic Capsule Secret with a 0.001% base chance, and Vampire Minion is the confirmed Super Capsule Secret with a 0.0004% base chance. The Ancient and Cosmic Capsule cards do not currently publish a Secret Minion name or chance, so Galaxy and Vampire are the only Noob Incremental Secret Minions that can be listed with creator-published names and base odds.

The complete published Classic and Super list contains 14 names: Poor, Zombie, Baddie, Rich, Magician, King, Galaxy, Snowman, Miner, Manager, Gingerbread, Golem, Dragon, and Vampire. The current cards publish base chances for all 14, but do not publish their exact stat boosts, level scaling, or a defensible universal tier order.

Minions unlock from the Hacker Upgrade Tree at Prestige 8. The public Trello says the Capsule unlock costs 250,000 Hacker Points in that tree. Players can equip two Minions by default, three after buying the Hacker Tree Minion Equip upgrade, and up to four with the Minion Master gamepass.

There are seven published rarity labels: Common, Uncommon, Rare, Epic, Legendary, Mythic, and Secret. Minions are also listed among the systems that persist through Prestige, so their long-term support value can carry across resets. Persistence does not make every roll efficient; compare Prism cost against the permanent upgrade or Prestige target currently blocking progress.

The Classic Capsule costs 1 billion Prisms per opening. Its current public list is Poor 64%, Zombie 26.9%, Baddie 7.16%, Rich 1.57%, Magician 0.4%, King 0.01%, and the Secret Galaxy Minion 0.001%. The board also publishes luck-adjusted lines of 45.5%, 19.1%, 5.09%, 1.12%, 28.4%, and 0.67% for the first six names, while Galaxy remains shown as an unknown adjusted percentage.

The Super Capsule unlocks at Prestige 10 in the Realm 2 Mines and costs 7.5 billion Prisms per opening. Its list is Snowman 64%, Miner 26.9%, Manager 7.16%, Gingerbread 1.57%, Golem 0.4%, Dragon 0.01%, and the Secret Vampire Minion 0.0004%. The first six luck-adjusted lines match the Classic Capsule pattern, while Vampire's adjusted percentage remains unpublished.

At the published base chance, Galaxy's 0.001% line corresponds to one listed hit per 100,000 openings on average, while Vampire's 0.0004% line corresponds to one per 250,000 openings on average. These are probability expectations, not guarantees or pity counters. The public cards do not confirm a pity system, fixed completion point, or independent-roll behavior.

A single Classic opening costs 1B Prisms, so 100,000 openings would represent 100T Prisms before discounts or other mechanics. A single Super opening costs 7.5B Prisms, so 250,000 openings would represent 1.875Qa Prisms. These multiplication examples describe the published price times an opening count; they are not recommended budgets or guarantees of receiving a Secret.

Capsule Luck changes the displayed distribution, but the public cards do not explain the formula. The listed adjusted chances heavily shift probability toward Magician or Golem and raise King or Dragon, while the Secret adjusted values remain marked unknown. Do not extrapolate a Galaxy or Vampire chance from the non-Secret rows.

The public text cards publish Capsule odds but do not publish the exact stat boosts for Poor, Zombie, Baddie, Rich, Magician, King, Galaxy, Snowman, Miner, Manager, Gingerbread, Golem, Dragon, or Vampire. Search demand for secret minion stats is therefore real, but an exact Galaxy or Vampire stat table would require a current in-game Minion panel or another developer-published text source.

Ancient Capsules unlock at Prestige 14 near the Sand Tree in Realm 3 and cost 125B Prisms each. The current Ancient Capsule card does not publish its Minion names, rarity chances, or stat boosts, so this guide does not copy unverified lists from videos or community posts.

A Cosmic Capsules card was created on August 4 after UPD 3 launched. Its description, checklists, and attachments are currently empty, so only the Cosmic Capsules name is confirmed. The unlock, opening cost, Minion names, rarity distribution, Secret odds, stats, and relationship to Realm 4 remain unpublished.

The Robux Minions card was also refreshed on August 4 and now says these Minions can be bought from the Shop for 299 Robux or Tickets. The text does not publish the Ticket quantity separately, Minion names, stat values, or whether the same offer rotates, so check the live Shop before comparing it with a Capsule route.

The Football event adds seven named World Cup Minions with published boosts: David, Neymar, Ronaldinho, Maradona, Pele, Messi, and Ronaldo. These event Minions belong to the World Cup Minions tab and are separate from the Classic, Super, Ancient, Cosmic, and Shop routes.

A reliable Noob Incremental Minions tier list cannot rank every Minion yet. The public cards provide complete World Cup boosts but omit Classic, Super, Ancient, Cosmic, and Minion Pack stat lines. Use the live Minion panel to compare those missing values rather than treating rarity or purchase price as a complete power ranking.

For progression, unlock the Classic Capsule only after the Hacker Tree route is active, use Super Capsules when Prestige 10 systems make their 7.5B Prism cost sustainable, and treat Ancient Capsules as a Prestige 14 route. Stop rolling when another Prism purchase shortens the next permanent target more than the expected Minion improvement.

The August 13 keyword pass found new Google branches for minions stats, minions list, minions tier list, Minion Pack, and all minions. The public Trello remains unchanged after August 7, so this refresh adds the already-published 14 Capsule names and seven World Cup stat lines without inventing Ancient, Cosmic, Shop, Galaxy, or Vampire stats.